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"Smart" crap gallery

, last update .

Just a personal gallery of all "smart" electronics failing all around.

Some cases not caught here:

Table

Great, now even my table is acting up;

Hard reset helped. Which was kinda hard to do, because the power plug is in the rail under the desk.

Coffee machine

I don't drink coffee, so I only go to the coffee machine when I need something else. Even so, it has been constant source of amusement how many errors there are:

E22 BREW TIMEDOUT
E13 MIXER GROUP ERROR
E25 FLOW METER ERROR
Loading forever
SYSTEM SYNCHRONIZING

E6 TEMPERATURE HOT WATER BOILER TOO HIGH
E5 BREWER ERROR

Wending machines

Smart wending machine fridge

Oh, I want to pay and the app stopped working. Okay. So close the program, what other options do I have here..

The program will restart, right?

Oh, windows desktop with an icon? Wtf, they want me to restart the program? How about no.

Paybox in the Alza.cz shop

SSBT kiosk

Bus info table

Ticket machine

Sent by friends

Smart fridge.

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